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		<title>Just Asking for Disaster: Why Some Legal Matters Shouldn&#8217;t Be Do-It-Yourself Projects</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Reed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a hilarious guest post, &#8220;Self-Help Legal Switcheroo&#8221; by Rick L. Law, an Elder Law attorney in Aurora, Illinois. Rick exposes the absolute flim-flam that is legal advice and documents on the Internet. Here&#8217;s Rick&#8217;s Guest Post: &#8220;We all like to save money — especially on legal matters. Millions of people are now using [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Do-it-yourself" rel="lightbox[pics2279]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/NYInjuryLawBlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Do-it-yourself.jpg"><img class="attachment wp-att-2281 alignleft" style="float: left; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-right: 10px" src="http://www.zifflaw.com/NYInjuryLawBlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Do-it-yourself.jpg" alt="Do-it-yourself" width="213" height="280" /></a>Here is a hilarious guest post, <a href="http://ricksblog.lawelderlaw.com/self-help-legal-switcheroo/" target="_blank">&#8220;Self-Help Legal Switcheroo&#8221;</a> by Rick L. Law, an Elder Law attorney in Aurora, Illinois. Rick exposes the absolute flim-flam that is legal advice and documents on the Internet.  Here&#8217;s Rick&#8217;s Guest Post:</p>
<p>&#8220;We all like to save money — especially on legal matters.  Millions of people are now using do-it-yourself online legal form services like www.legalzoom.com.  To check it out, I went there, too. Their home page proudly raves, “Save time and money… created by top attorneys… helps you create reliable legal documents… we even review your answers and guarantee your satisfaction.”  There is even a testimonial from an attorney who says, “As an attorney, I have been pleasantly surprised with the ease and efficiency of legalzoom.”</p>
<p>What is not as obvious, at the very bottom of the home page, is their disclaimer of liability.  Go ahead and  scroll down to the bottom of the page—you’ll see the disclaimer in very light print. It states:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>“The information provided in this site is not legal advice, but general information on legal issues commonly encountered.  Legalzoom’s legal document service is not a law firm and is not a substitute for an attorney or law firm.  Legalzoom cannot provide legal advice and can only provide self-help services at your specific direction.  Please note that your access to and use of legalzoom is subject to additional terms and conditions.”</strong></p>
<p>The words “additional terms and conditions’ is a hot-link that if you click on it will take you to an even longer disclaimer! The disclaimer guts all of the assurances of reliability and suitability of use that you may have assumed were part of the “actual review of your answers and guarantee of satisfaction.”  YOU ARE THE “LAWYER” WHO CHOOSES THE LEGAL FORM!</p>
<p>If you decide to be your own lawyer, please understand that  legalzoom has the best of all worlds.  They advertise that they will provide you with the best form of your choosing and save you money — but if you ever have a problem because of that document, they’re not responsible.  You are the one who made the decision about which legal document was right for you and your circumstances.</p>
<p>Just yesterday in a meeting with a client, that client exclaimed, “Wow, I never knew that there were so many things to think about in our estate planning.”  I responded, “You know, that’s what most people say when it comes to estate planning, disability, Medicaid, or veteran’s benefits.  You don’t do this work every day, so you just can’t know all of the issues.”</p>
<p>The real value of what any professional counselor does is listen to your description of your circumstances and goals, and then choose the best course of action.</p>
<p>There is an old story about a factory which shut down due to an equipment failure.  The owner of the factory called a renowned expert to rush to the factory to get things moving. The owner told him, “This shutdown is costing us $100,000 per day!”  The expert arrived, walked around the faulty machine, then took out a screwdriver and adjusted a thing or two.  Within moments the machine came back to life and the factory began to hum with activity.  The owner was thrilled — until he was given a bill for $10,000.  He roared, “But it took you less than 10 minutes to fix the machine — it cannot possibly cost $10,000!”  The expert calmly responded, “No, it took me a lifetime to know exactly where and how to use that screwdriver.  The bill is $10,000—but the value to you is $100,000 per day.”</p>
<p><strong>Moral of the story:  The right solution for the circumstances often requires a lifetime of preparation.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong> <em>- Rick L. Law, </em></strong><em><a href="http://ricksblog.lawelderlaw.com/" target="_blank">http://ricksblog.lawelderlaw.com</a></em></p>
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<p>Thanks for reading &#8211; and thank you, Rick for the guest post!<br />
Jim<br />
_________________________________________<br />
James B. Reed, Esq.<br />
Personal Injury &amp; Malpractice Attorney<br />
Ziff Law Firm, LLP<br />
303 William St., Elmira, NY 14902<br />
Tel. (607) 733-8866  Fax. (607) 732-6062<br />
Toll Free 1-800-943-3529<br />
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		<title>Nice to Meet You, One Trillion Dollars</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Reed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to introduce you to someone we&#8217;ve all been hearing about lately &#8211; and that we are all going to get to know in some form or other (as a boon or a debt): a TRILLION dollars. It&#8217;s the scale of money, big, big money that is being distributed in the stimulus and bailout [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="attachment wp-att-1318 alignleft" style="float:left; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-right: 10px;" src="http://www.zifflaw.com/NYInjuryLawBlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/j0433118.jpg" alt="Piles of cash" width="192" height="192" />I&#8217;d like to introduce you to someone we&#8217;ve all been hearing about lately &#8211; and that we are all going to get to know in some form or other (as a boon or a debt): a TRILLION dollars.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the scale of money, big, big money that is being distributed in the <a class="zem_slink" title="Stimulus (physiology)" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulus_%28physiology%29">stimulus</a> and bailout packages by the <span class="zem_slink">U.S.</span> government to jump-start our flagging economy.</p>
<p>Some things and concepts are so colossal, it&#8217;s difficult to wrap your mind around them. Like the distance to the sun, or the <span class="zem_slink">speed of light</span>.</p>
<p>To help you wrap your mind around the size of the stimulus and bailout programs, I found the following descriptions of a trillion bucks:</p>
<ul>
<li>First of all, remember that a trillion dollars is a million, million dollars. Written out, it looks like this: 1,000,000,000,000. (Probably easier to stick to using just &#8220;trillion&#8221;.)</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> A trillion dollars has a bit of a <span class="zem_slink">weight</span> problem. In one dollar bills, it would weigh about 1.1 million tons. If you were using 100 dollar bills it would weigh about 11  thousands tons.</li>
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<li>A trillion dollars is one tall drink of water. It would take a military jet &#8211; flying at the speed of sound, reeling out a roll of  dollar bills behind it, 14 years before it reeled out 1 trillion.</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>A trillion dollars requires quite a commitment. You could earn a dollar a second for 32,000 years and still not quite earn a trillion.</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>At <a href="http:http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html/">Pagetutor.com</a>, you can see a really fun visualization of a trillion dollars, created with <a class="zem_slink" title="SketchUp" rel="homepage" href="http://www.sketchup.com/">Google Sketchup</a>, a 3-D modeling program.</li>
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<p>Thanks for reading,</p>
<p>Jim<br />
_________________________________________<br />
James B. Reed, Esq.<br />
Personal Injury &amp; Malpractice Attorney<br />
Ziff <span class="zem_slink">Law Firm</span>, <span class="zem_slink">LLP</span><br />
303 William St., <span class="zem_slink">Elmira, NY</span> 14902<br />
Tel. (607) 733-8866  Fax. (607) 732-6062<br />
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		<title>Elmira Car Accident Attorney Discovers History Lesson in Accident and Injury Lawsuits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Reed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frustration is nothing new in accident and injury lawsuits. All the parties have something to complain about: insurance companies don&#8217;t like to pay high settlements, the courts are backlogged, and personal injury victims may have to wait years for their cases to be resolved. Add to all these concerns the perception that the situation is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Frustration is nothing new in accident and injury lawsuits. All the parties have something to complain about: insurance companies don&#8217;t like to pay high settlements, the courts are backlogged, and personal injury victims may have to wait years for their cases to be resolved.</p>
<p>Add to all these concerns the perception that the situation is getting worse.</p>
<p>In recent years, insurance companies have created the idea that there has been an explosion in the number of lawsuits. But a little history lesson puts that idea to rest. The <a href="www.marylandinjurylawyerblog.com" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Maryland Injury Lawyer Blog</span> </a>had an entry earlier this month about car accident lawsuits<span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>that really opened my eyes to the true situation.</p>
<p>The entry quoted a Time Magazine article, &#8220;Traffic Jam.&#8221; Here are some fast facts from that article:</p>
<ul>
<li>Car accidents account for more than half to three-quarters of personal-injury lawsuits. Tens of thousands of auto accident cases await trial in Chicago, Los Angeles and New York City.</li>
<li>Car accident victims might wait years for their cases to get to the jury.</li>
<li>Despite taking in huge sums in premiums, insurance companies suffer a net loss!</li>
</ul>
<p>The pretty shocking truth is that the Time Magazine article was printed Jan. 10, 1964! That is more than 45 years ago.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t write this in the sense of &#8220;Let&#8217;s all despair; things are never going to get better.&#8221; The reality is that the system is always being refined. Just because things aren&#8217;t perfect, let&#8217;s not forget to look at what is improving.</p>
<p>The truth is that there are fewer NY accident lawsuits per capita now than there were 20 years ago. In fact, statistics from the NY State Office of Court Administration show that there were actually more than 13,000 FEWER cases brought in NY Supreme Courts in 2006 than in 2002.</p>
<p>Will the legal system ever be perfect? Probably not, because &#8220;justice&#8221; is a perception to all the parties involved in a case. Most outcomes are likely to displease someone involved.</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s important to appreciate the fact that the law is continually being adapted to make things better. Maybe the law will never be perfect, but that is what it aspires to be.</p>
<p>Thanks for reading,</p>
<p>Jim<br />
_______________________<br />
James B. Reed, Esq.<br />
Personal Injury &amp; Malpractice Attorney<br />
Ziff Law Firm, LLP<br />
303 William St., Elmira, NY 14902<br />
Tel. (607) 733-8866  Fax. (607) 732-6062<br />
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		<dc:creator>Christina Sonsire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after I joined Ziff Law, Jim Reed, the firm&#8217;s managing partner (and frequent poster on this blog,) told me to sign myself up for the two-week National Session on Building Trial Skills offered by the National Institute for Trial Advocacy (NITA). &#8220;And by the way,&#8221; he remarked, &#8220;the program is located just outside Boulder, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Shortly after I joined Ziff Law, Jim Reed, the firm&#8217;s managing partner (and frequent poster on this blog,) told me to sign myself up for the two-week National Session on Building Trial Skills offered by the <a title="NITA" href="http://www.nita.org/default.asp" target="_self">National Institute for Trial Advocacy</a> (NITA).  &#8220;And by the way,&#8221; he remarked, &#8220;the program is located just outside Boulder, Colorado.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8216;Nuff said.  As a former resident of Denver and Missoula, Montana, I am a true lover of the mountains and was ecstatic about the chance to spend some time savoring mountain life.  Oh, NITA looked pretty cool as well.</p>
<p>I had no idea at the time that I was about to embark upon a career changing &#8212; if not life changing &#8212; voyage.  Seriously.  Two weeks at NITA equaled, for me and I suspect most of my classmates, <em>at least</em> five years of real world trial experience.  Unfortunately, as most practitioners recognize, cases are not tried nearly as often today as they were fifty years ago.  Increased pressures to settle matters quickly or engage in Alternative Dispute Resolution &#8212; such as mediation or arbitration &#8212; has created a professional atmosphere in which young attorneys wait years or even decades before ever getting a chance to see a case through to verdict.  (The one notable exception is in the area of criminal law, where cases are tried on a somewhat more frequent basis.)  (Watch an <a title="The Honorable Jim R. Carrigan" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxHPUo5_qI" target="_self">interview</a> with The Honorable Jim R. Carrigan, one if NITA&#8217;s founders.)   </p>
<p>I was fortunate to have tried a number of cases as a prosecutor before participating in NITA&#8217;s National Session.  However, the skills and confidence I gained from NITA are unparalleled.  I had an opportunity to test myself against some of the best up-and-coming attorneys in the country &#8212; and even the world!  The faculty was comprised of seasoned practioners with practical, focused advice on how to become the very best trial lawyer possible, and the lecturers offered insight into cutting edge legal trends and technology emerging from all ends of the globe.  (Read <a title="NITA Blog" href="http://thenitablog.blogspot.com/" target="_self">NITA&#8217;s Blog</a><a href="http://www.zifflaw.com/NYInjuryLawBlog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nita12.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-283 alignright" title="nita12" src="http://www.zifflaw.com/NYInjuryLawBlog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nita12-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="135" height="123" /></a>.)  <span id="more-268"></span> </p>
<p>The session itself was broken down into two mini week-long programs, each culminating with full jury trials performed in front of live mock jurors.  Throughout the entire two week period the group of almost ninety participants was broken into three smaller groups, and each group was assigned a team leader and assistant.  I had the absolute pleasure of working in a group lead by Temple University&#8217;s Beasley School of Law Professor <a title="Professor Lou Natali" href="http://www.law.temple.edu/servlet/com.rnci.products.DataModules.RetrievePage?site=TempleLaw&amp;page=N_Faculty_Natali_Main" target="_self">Lou Natali </a>and White Collar Criminal Defense Attorney <a title="Hayes Hunt, Esq." href="http://www.cozen.com/attorney_detail.asp?d=1&amp;atid=396" target="_self">Hayes Hunt</a> of Cozen O&#8217;Connor.  Attorneys Natali and Hunt are both no-nonsense, savvy litigators with seemingly endless knowledge and wisdom to share.</p>
<p>Each day of the first week began with warm-up execises led by communications specialist Brian Johnson.  These were some of my favorite segments of the entire session.  Brian is not a lawyer, but has been teaching lawyers to speak like REAL PEOPLE for the past thirty years.  Brian spent an nearly an entire two hour lecture one afternoon teaching us what to do with our hands.  Our hands.  Where should we place them when asking questions on direct examination?  What should we do with them while arguing during summation?  What about our feet?  Our voice inflection?  How can we best use our core muscles to project strength?  How to we best appear powerful?</p>
<p>The session focused greatly on critique &#8212; from the instructors, our peers, and, ultimately, ourselves.  Every day at NITA was game day, and it was crucial to come prepared and ready to perform.  Our presentations of various stages of trial &#8212; voir dire through summation &#8212; were videotaped and reviewed by a rotating crew of instructors, none of whom were afraid or hesitant to tell us EXACTLY what needed to change. </p>
<p>The results were stunning.  I was assigned to try my first NITA case with Sydwell Shangisa, an advocate from South Africa who practices criminal prosecution.  (Read about one of Shangisa&#8217;s <a title="Ganchi's killer stunned by verdict " href="http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&amp;click_id=13&amp;art_id=vn20070405003651994C983629" target="_self">recent verdicts</a>,) the second case with <a title="Tomás Rodriguez Selected As Marshalltown Supervisor" href="http://spd.iowa.gov/article.php?story=20061018145535221" target="_self">Tomas Rodriquez</a>, the Marshalltown, Iowa public defender.     NITA invited dozens of local residents to sit in on the trial, and set up closed captioned television monitors which allowed us to watch the jury deliberate.  Both cases were document intensive &#8212; giving me an opportunity practice using PowerPoint throughout in order to publish exhibits to the jury. </p>
<p>The bottom line is NITA is a must for all practitioners.  Period.  NITA&#8217;s philosophy is fairly straightforward &#8212; communicate simply, be entertaining and take risks.  The results for me were nothings short of stunning.  Two days after returning I began my first civil trial.  It lasted eight days, and though 10 witnesses were called and over hundred exhibits admitted, it only took the jury nine minutes to return a verdict &#8212; in our favor.  But that, I am afraid, is a topic for another post&#8230;</p>
<p>Thanks for reading!!</p>
<p>Christina Bruner Sonsire, Esq.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Insurance Rules&#8221;&#8211; What You Are Up Against When You Fight the Insurance Companies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Reed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After 20+ years of battling insurance companies day in and day out, FINALLY a video that expresses my frustration: Thanks for watching and I hope this video made your day as much as it made mine! Now back to fighting with these %#@! insurance companies&#8230; Jim Reed Injury &#38; Accident Lawyer jreed@zifflaw.com Elmira, NY]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>After 20+ years of battling insurance companies day in and day out, FINALLY a video that expresses my frustration:</strong></p>
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<p>Thanks for watching and I hope this video made your day as much as it made mine!  </p>
<p>Now back to fighting with these %#@! insurance companies&#8230;  <img src='http://www.zifflaw.com/NYInjuryLawBlog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Jim Reed<br />
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		<title>Safety Tip #1 &#8212; Check your Tires</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Sonsire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“A stitch in time saves nine.” I never really understood this proverb when I was growing up, though I certainly heard my father use it on more than one occasion as he cautioned me to take my time before embarking on a new endeavor. As a personal injury attorney in the Elmira/Corning, New York area, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="justify"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 2px; margin-bottom: 2px;" src="http://www.mahantango.com/tires2.jpg" alt="" hspace="10" vspace="2" width="224" height="154" align="left" /> “A stitch in time saves nine.” I never really understood this proverb when I was growing up, though I certainly heard my father use it on more than one occasion as he cautioned me to take my time before embarking on a new endeavor.</p>
<p align="justify">As a personal injury attorney in the Elmira/Corning, New York area, I have now come to understand the true wisdom behind those words, especially when it comes to automobile maintenance. Accidents certainly do happen, but general awareness of basic automobile maintenance can go a long way toward preventing personal injuries and saving lives. Although I do not profess to be an expert mechanic in any way, I have decided to post basic auto tips periodically this summer to inform – or more likely, remind – readers of simple steps you can take to protect your families from injuries sustained in automobile accidents.To many people summer is synonymous with road trips and family vacation, and I hope my tips will help readers stay safe when hitting the roads.</p>
<p><strong style="text-decoration:underline">Tip #1 – Check your Tires</strong></p>
<p align="justify">Today is my parents’ 40th wedding anniversary. My father, ever the romantic, decided to take my mother to the Sherwood Inn in Skaneateles, New York for a little getaway. Alas, as my parents pulled out of Horseheads to begin their journey, they got a flat tire. Luckily neither was injured and my dad had the tools to change the tire, though they may have been “spared” (I couldn’t resist) a short delay if only my dad had followed his own advice and checked car before getting on the road.</p>
<p align="justify">Tires are crucial to vehicle’s handling, traction, and stability, and can cause an automobile to loose alignment if they are not in proper working order. In general, you should check each of tire periodically, or about once a month.</p>
<p align="justify">When checking your tires, first look for obvious defects and damage, and visit a professional if anything looks seriously amiss.</p>
<p align="justify">It is very wise to carry a tire gauge in your automobile at all times, and you should check the pressure in each of your tires every time you check them. Tire pressure changes due to a variety of factors, though they are most commonly affected by changes in weather or air temperature. A decrease in air temperature often causes a loss in tire pressure, while an increase in air temperature often causes a gain.</p>
<p align="justify">Each vehicle has its own recommended air pressure, and information about it can likely be found in your vehicle’s owners manual. Although a tire’s maximum pressure is listed on its in fine print, you should never use max pressure as a guide when filling your tires because over-inflation allows tires to puncture more easily and can create instability for your automobile.</p>
<p align="justify">As an avid bicycle rider, I realize the importance of checking the pressure of my bike’s tires before every ride I take to avoid an accident (and make the ride more enjoyable!) Although checking a vehicle’s tires before every trip may be a bit overly onerous, it is something all of us could do a bit more frequently in order to stay safe.</p>
<p>Thanks for reading,</p>
<p>Christina Bruner Sonsire</p>
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		<title>A Brief Introduction from the Newbie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Sonsire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the newest addition to Ziff Law’s personal injury and malpractice litigation team, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself to the firm’s blogosphere community. Without going into too many details about my so-called “pedigree” and educational background – information about which can be found on Ziff Law’s website at www.zifflaw.com or [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center"><a rel="lightbox[pics109]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/st-john.jpg" title="st-john.jpg"></a><a rel="lightbox[pics109]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ziffchristinabrunermarch08-011_bannercrop4.jpg" title="ziffchristinabrunermarch08-011_bannercrop4.jpg"><img width="400" src="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ziffchristinabrunermarch08-011_bannercrop4.jpg" alt="ziffchristinabrunermarch08-011_bannercrop4.jpg" height="105" class="imageframe imgaligncenter" /></a></p>
<p></font><font face="Times New Roman">As the newest addition to Ziff Law’s personal injury and malpractice litigation team, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce </font><font face="Times New Roman">myself to the firm’s blogosphere community.<span>  </span>Without going into too many details about my so-called “pedigree” and educational background – information about which can be found on Ziff Law’s website at <a href="http://www.zifflaw.com/">www.zifflaw.com</a></font><font face="Times New Roman"> or a recent Star Gazette article at </font><a href="http://www.stargazettenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080322/BUSINESS/803220302"><font face="Times New Roman">http://www.stargazettenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080322/BUSINESS/803220302</font></a><o:p></o:p> <font face="Times New Roman">– <span> </span>I want to provide you, the interested personal injury blog connoisseur, with some interesting (though not directly relevant to my practice) facts about me.</font><font face="Times New Roman"></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">I was born and raised in the Twin Tiers and come from a long line of folks – going all the way back to my <span id="more-109"></span>great-great grandparents – who were also born and raised here.<span>  </span>I returned to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Elmira</st1:place></st1:city> after graduating from law school because I truly care about this area and want do my part to help it prosper and grow.<span>  </span>One reason I was so attracted to Ziff Law and ultimately decided to come on board is its motto – “Local Lawyers, Big City Results.”<span>  </span>The lawyers at Ziff have as many skills and much intellect as any attorneys you may find in a big city, yet they – like me – are sincerely committed to helping the people who live and work right here in our community.</font><o:p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></o:p></font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman"><a rel="lightbox[pics109]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ziffchristinabrunermarch08-021.jpg" title="Christina with Book"><img width="200" src="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ziffchristinabrunermarch08-021.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Christina with Book" height="133" class="imageframe" /></a>I have a somewhat diverse legal background, having spent the first several years of my career bouncing between the District Attorney’s Office and the Davidson &amp; O’Mara law firm where I primarily practiced civil defense.<span>  </span>I am  in the process of learning to evaluate cases from the “right” (i.e. plaintiff’s) side.<span>  </span>It is a lot of fun and truthfully feels much more compatible with my personal legal philosophies than that “other” (i.e. defense) side.<span>  </span>I really enjoyed prosecution, both because it felt good to be the voice of the People and because it gave me an opportunity to frequently partake in one of my very favorite activities – trying cases.<span>  </span>To me trials are the pinnacle of the practice of law, a chance to duke it out and compete and make sure you present the very best case you can to the jury.<span>  </span>I am eager to get back into the ring at Ziff in order to make sure my clients receive the best representation and fullest compensation possible.</font></p>
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<p><font face="Times New Roman">I have a lot of interests outside of the courtroom – running, hiking, camping, snowboarding, rock climbing, traveling, etc.<span>  </span>In general I am just happy to do anything as long as involves the outdoors and at least a moderate amount of physical exertion.<span>  </span>I am getting married in a few months, and the biggest and most painstaking decision my fiancé and I are facing is <a rel="lightbox[pics109]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/st-john.jpg" title="st-john.jpg"></a>where to take our<a rel="lightbox[pics109]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/st-john.jpg" title="st-john.jpg"></a> </font><font face="Times New Roman">honeymoon hike.<span>  </span>Not a terrible dilemma, I must admit.</font>                                                                                                                                                                                                         <a rel="lightbox[pics109]" href="http://www.zifflaw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/st-john.jpg" title="st-john.jpg"></a><font face="Times New Roman"><span> </span></font><font face="Times New Roman"><span> </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman">Look for my posts in the upcoming weeks on everything from accidents to injuries and insurance to malpractice.<span>  </span>I have a lot to learn, and I fully intend to involve you – the enthusiastic reader – in this exciting process.<span>  </span>Please feel free to respond to this blog or e-mail me directly at </font><a href="mailto:cbruner@zifflaw.com"><font face="Times New Roman">cbruner@zifflaw.com</font></a><font face="Times New Roman"> if you have any suggestions, ideas, constructive (or otherwise) criticism, and proposals, or if you simply want to drop me a line.<span>  </span>In the meantime I will get back to my work with a promise to blog again in the near future. </font></p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Reed</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever heard the expression that &#8220;it&#8217;s better to laugh than cry&#8221;?  Those of us who live in Upstate New York just KNOW that this expression was coined by a native Upstate New Yorker because Upstate New York is one of the few places in the world where you can experience all four seasons- Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall- in a single day. As we enter the hectic holiday season and as I look out the window at 6 inches of snow on the ground (with rain in the weather forecast), I thought a little Upstate humor might be good for all of us! Keep reading for comedian Jeff Foxworthy&#8217;s hilarious poke at Upstate New Yorkers!<br />
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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York&#8230;..<br />
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If you&#8217;re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US , you might live in Upstate, NY.</p>
<p>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in Upstate New York .</p>
<p>If you get 131 inches of snow in a week and you comment that &#8216;winter&#8217;s finally here&#8217;, you might live near Oswego in Upstate New York.</p>
<p>If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New York.</p>
<p>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don&#8217;t work there, you might live in Upstate NY.</p>
<p>If your dad&#8217;s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York.</p>
<p>If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in Upstate New York.</p>
<p>If you have had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate New York.</p>
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKER WHEN: </u></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Vacation&#8221; means going South past Syracuse for the weekend.</p>
<p>You measure distance in hours.</p>
<p>You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.</p>
<p>You often switch from &#8220;heat&#8221; to &#8220;A/C&#8221; in the same day and back again.</p>
<p>You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.</p>
<p>You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.</p>
<p>You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.</p>
<p>You design your kid&#8217;s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.</p>
<p>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.</p>
<p>You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.</p>
<p>You can identify a southern or eastern accent.</p>
<p>Down South to you means Corning .</p>
<p>Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.</p>
<p>You go out for a fish fry every Friday .</p>
<p>Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.</p>
<p>You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.</p>
<p>You find 10 degrees &#8220;a little chilly.&#8221; and 55 is shorts weather.</p>
<p>You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Upstate New York friends and to those who used to live here and left. (We call them &#8220;chickens&#8221;!).</font><font face="Times New Roman"><br />
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